Workplace Warfare

Doing research for a short story, I ran across this article. Workplace Warfare and Office Supply Weaponry. Written very much tongue-in-cheek, it gave me plenty of ideas for my story.

DIY Office Weaponry was particularly useful, along with this advice
 
"Tip: if corporate civil war breaks out, choose your alliances wisely. We suggest joining forces with the battalion that has ultimate control over the storage room or ordering supplies."

Whether your coworker goes postal, or you face alien abduction, it is advisable to be prepared in the workplace.

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